I’m sure some of you are looking at the title above and mumbling “Huh, advertising?” or “What’s ‘Jenruki’ ah?”. Well, you (hopefully, otherwise I’ll have to do some elaboration) are all aware that I like (fanatically) the pairing Ruki Makino – Takato Matsuda (or Rika Nonaka – Takato Matsuki, if you watch the Disney version) from Digimon Tamers 3. This pairing is also called ‘Rukato’ from Ruki – Takato. Well, there’s another pairing: Ruki with Takato’s friend, Jenrya Lee (Henry Wong).
Some of you may wonder why would I watch a Jenruki video (I actually watched more than one), if I already love (or adore) Rukato. Some of you may also wonder whether Ruki would kill me for this. First, pre-examination stress has corrupted my brain such that I forgot that Rukato is my true pairing. Well, at least that’s what I think. Second, let’s just say she’s also having exams.
Basically this post will contain snippets of Jenruki pictures taken from a video, which is followed by a paragraph that will explain the meaning of the picture if it is an advertisement. In other words, the pictures will be presented as satires of Jenruki. Please do note that I do not intend to show my dislike towards Jenruki, I am only posting this for fun. This idea is born out of unlimited creativity and careful observations. Although I love Rukato, I respect other pairings, as I know that we live in a multi-pairing world, where each person have different pairings to love. Do inform me if you feel I am being disrespectful. (Am I starting to talk like a politician?)
So, without further redo, the Jenruki advertisements (video link):
Despite the rapid economic growth, Singapore is still facing the problem of manpower. The population is starting to age, and with the low birth rate, many people are worried that the country will not be able to compete with other countries. Thus, to encourage more birth, the government sets up many marriage bureaus, hoping that single men and women would get together and have children. One of such marriage bureaus is the Connect Agency, with its slogan, “Connecting People With Love”.

Connect Agency - Connecting People with Love
Although the agency has only been established 7 months ago, it has been successful, with more than 500 men and women registering on the agency. The agency has also arranged 50 marriages, a record in the Lion City. Connect Agency is hoping to increase its service quality so that more people would get marry, and thus, increase the birth rate by having children.
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Chocolax & Creamy, a new company in the chocolate business, has launched a campaign called “Chocolate for Love”. Targeting the young and middle couples, the company aims to restore the popularity of chocolate as presents. To increase the success of the campaign, Chocolax & Creamy also launched several new products, such as HeartLoves (small, heart-shaped chocolates), Love Cookies (fortune cookie-shaped chocolates, with love messages inside), and Love Stick (thin chocolate sticks)

LoveStick - Share the Love
Until now, the company has recorded success, and last month’s review by Business Today put the company on the 3rd position in chocolate industries, behind Ye Olde Chocolate and SunCream.
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Despite the government’s statement that its immigration policy will be toughened, and less permanent residence (PR) application granted, many foreigners are still looking forward to become part of Singapore. One such example is the married Japanese Henry Lee Jenrya and Ruki Lee

Mr. and Mrs. Lee - Singapore's New PRs?
Mr. Lee, a Chinese descendant, has been working here in Singapore for a multi-national company as a consultant for one year. He and his wife admire Singapore, and they wish to be able to be permanent residents. “Singapore’s an excellent country,” said Mr. Lee. “It had a good economic growth, and its people are warm and friendly. Not only that, it has also good education system. Children here are trained and taught well.”
“By living here, we hope our child can get the best for his future,” added Mrs. Lee. They do not have any children yet, but are planning to do so after their application has been granted. Statistics has shown that from the 105402 applicants, only 34500 will be accepted. The applicants will be chosen based on their hardwork and contribution to the country.
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Well, that’s it for this post. There’re actually more, but hey, I can’t review all, you know. But don’t worry, there’ll be more session where I’ll be satirizing Jenruki.
Oh yeah, real quick, I need to tell you several things:
1.Last week, I bought a Coxford Singlish Dictionary. (For those that don’t know, Singlish is Singapore’s version of vernacular English. In other words, Singaporean English slangs). I bought it because I wanted to get a deeper knowledge on Singlish (and it turned out to be a great way to replace my Jenruki-craziness). However, it seems good if I share it with you guys, so expect Singlish words accompanying the formal English ones.
2.If you want me to review a fanfiction, I am open to suggestion. Please do note that I can only do reviews after my End of Year Exams, on 14 Oct.
So, without further redo, the vocabulary of the day:
Ebullient (adjective)
- (formal) full of confidence, energy and good humour
* The Prime minister was in an ebullient mood
>Ebullience (noun)
>Ebulliently (adv.)
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